I know going from 'hm' to 'eh' doesn't really clarify anything but ach, to quote hoogett, life can be fucking weird sometimes.

If you're no-one in particular and you're reading this a decade down the line, don't worry, I'm sure the mild horror I feel now will have subsided to something resembling affection. Then again, maybe not.

Either way, confusion levels are incredibly high at the moment.